ATTENTION ALL OPD STAFFERS AND NEW RECRUITS

All Office for Personal Development employees are obliged to attend the Q3 Performance Revue. We shall be analysing what we have achieved this quarter and identifying the key areas of improvement required to hit our productivity targets for the coming period.

REMEMBER TO CLOCK IN EARLY SO WE CAN DEDUCT £5.50 (incl) FROM YOUR SALARY

There shall be a presentation from the head office team, including our founder Director Trevor Deeble, Head of IT Del Querns, and for any prospective clients requiring a development consultation, our Goals Liaison Officer Jenna Love shall be in attendance.

‘This is great stuff… and you can quote me!’

Martyn Ware, Heaven 17 / The Human League

In addition there will be an introductory presentation from our industry colleague DARK RUST following his recent glowing appraisal:

‘Seamlessly melding synth-tronica and electro into a fractured dark-weave, robo-disco infused rampage; Dark Rust uses analogue synthesisers and samplers to blend retro beats into irresistible grooves. Haunting leads and gritty vocoders tempt you in as the pulsating bass lines make resistance futile.‘

DARK RUST

Please punch in promptly at 8pm.

Overtime (unpaid) will be conducted by OPDj’s until late.

We look forward to welcoming you all. .

DRESS CODE: Office wear.