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FOR: jukebox babies, new-wave maybes, disco ducks, two-tone chucks, indie-pop geeks, punky freaks, greasy mods, garage spods, and psych-o-killerz.

WITH A killer light show, dancing robots and DJ skills to transport you all the way to nineteen eighty one, guaranteed dancefloor action and kisses behind the bins.

New wave is demolishing dance floors, but the boys of summer still jive to Motown junk, disco shimmy is mutating back into pogo-stick punk, glam rock and garage records still make the indie kids bop, while strange electronic bleeps are blopping on the medium wave.

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Slip out of your boob tubes, pull up your over-the-knee socks, grease up the wheels on your roller boots, polish your leather jackets, dig into your badge collection and roll up your skinniest jeans.

Strap yourself into the Silver Dream Machine for a time-travelling race around the galaxy’s greatest hits.